You wouldn’t tip your doctor. You wouldn’t tip your surgeon. You wouldn’t tip your dentist. You wouldn’t tip your plumber.
You wouldn’t tip your Fed Ex Package Handler. You don’t tip your cashier. You wouldn’t even tip the cook who made the food.
You never look at your electric bill and say “Oh wow. I better add 15% because they deserve it for giving me good service.”
I spoke before about how tipping is ruined by society. What was once a customary thank you has become forced.
I’ve heard people walk away from bad service and say “Ha. I only gave him 10% tip.”
You shouldn’t give him any tip at all.
Now I’ve heard stuff like “But then he or she won’t get paid as much.”
Since when was that the customer’s problem? I don’t give a shit how much a person is being paid to bring me out food.
Don’t like the pay? Get a new job, dipshit.
Another argument I hear is “They stand all day.”
There are harder jobs than being a waiter like being the guy who has to clean out a porta-potty.I don’t see people leaving one dollar bills after leaving a steaming pile of crap.
I know you hypocrites don’t send fucking money to sweatshops for all the underpaid workers making the shoes you walk on.
This is a new form of hypocrisy. I shall deem it Tipocrisy.
You tipocrites are ruining the food industry. You’re creating waiters who will spit in the food of people who don’t tip. They won’t give as good service to someone who doesn’t tip as high as someone else.
It’s time for this to end. I want to enjoy my food without having to taste a loogie the waiter because I didn’t put down an extra five.
Also think about waiters in countries where they don’t tip. They don’t get paid as much. Anybody who’s taken a business class knows that by tipping, you’re destroying the economy. Tippers are the reason that we’re in debt today!
Be Smart. Think of others and don’t tip your waiter.